nelielfuuuu  -_-

Okay, so-

How the hell do all of you TVophiles find the time to watch the 19 hundred shows you're addicted to and still have time to 1. eat 2. sleep 3. use the bathroom?

For the sake of fairness I'm assuming you're all billionaires with no need to earn any kind of income, thus 'work' has been left off of the list above.

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There is a use for a television other than playing videogames on it? I think you are telling a lie, missy. D:
Personally I am not much for the toob, but my roommate is a TVophile.

I have witnessed it.

She can do anything/everything while watching TV. I have actually seen her accomplish a powerpoint slideshow while watching Tila Tequila. Every few minutes her eyes would gravitate towards the television, and I have realized that she is always listening and if she hears a trigger word (such as "boob" or "bitch") she looks up.

Also she is lucky that I can sleep through anything because she likes to sleep with the TV on. For serious.

And eating while watching television is easy. In fact many bar-style restaurants provide a television so people like my roommate will venture into the outside world.

And bathroom? That is what commercial breaks are for.

The End.
it makes me want to DIIIE.
lol actually quite the opposite I've always been confused when people will always tell me they don't have time for television

even when I'm having an insanely busy week and am working on some project, if i am home, the TV is always on (and since it's a studio dorm that means i am in the TV room) while i'm doing it. it's more listening than watching like was mentioned above, that's the only way to do it-- if you are WATCHING tv all the time and doing nothing else there is something wrong w/ you. but it's not too hard to take an hour or two out of my business to special attention when house or lost or scrubs comes on, and even during those i am constantly drawing;;
you know what

that's why you didn't grow

:(
Well, I'm a different kind of "phile" ^o^/
Having lived with TVophiles, I've observed the answers to your questions:

1. during
2. during
3. commercial breaks