冬夜長

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read. (Instead, I'll italicize those I intend to make a best-effort attempt to never, ever read.)
3) Underline the books you LOVE. (There were really only two or three on this list that I capslock-love, so I went ahead and picked a few others that are pretty good so it looked less boring.)
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I should have laid bets on it.

All I want (today) is a small pack of three or four Karelian Bear Dogs; is that so wrong?



Think of how much fun it would be: fuzzy and round at night, eating the neighbor's yappers by noon.

Then I could take them for long walks during which fucking idiots would be out with their dogs and asking things like "Can my dog play with yours?" I would say 'no' but I would say it really quietly so that maybe they wouldn't hear it over the Bear Dogs' barking, and then when their big ugly inbred junkyard leashless piece of shit animal was dead I could just say "Well I told you--but aren't they so cute?!"



And if I was having a bad day I could go to the dog park and let them go in a pack. Imagine how much excitement that would be! I think they would go for the biggest dog first, because they are Adventurers and who doesn't like a good Hunting Adventure In The Park?

Naturally they would be robust mew-lovers. My ultimate goal would be make them incredibly protective of mews so that I could finally let Fiji play outside if she wants to. She could go out into her neighborhood as the queen of her own little blood-thirsty army! And I think that's nice.

Also, they remind me of Em and Croaky and Anna, and I think that's nice, too.





If you are still unconvinced, here are ( some more pictures. )

I was cleaning out the HD at work and I found ( something about Orca I'd forgotten. )

Apparently somebody thought that 10:30 was a great time to get in a huge accident and flip their car 900 times across the highway and involve lots of other people. Well, that was incorrect. If you are going to fling bodies across the pavement please do it at 11:15, not 10:30. Between the times of 10:30 and 11:00 I am driving to work and I do not appreciate your aerial vehicle stunts selfishly taking place during this period. Please understand that you are not the only person who uses that highway and plan your five-car pile-up and dismemberment BBQ for a more considerate time.

However, I was considerably cheered to see they had hung a new framed poster outside the elevators when I got to work. It says "When does it stop being ALL ABOUT YOU?" I kid you not. Clearly the answer to this question is: never. All the same, I thought it showed a lot of vim on the part of management and I plan to enjoy that poster 2 to 3 times each day.

Capt. AJ to Teresa (my mom okay) 1:00 pm

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A girl in the building a block away from where I live got her throat slashed last week by some guy impersonating a cop so...
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Teresa to me 1:11 pm

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Very sorry to hear about your neighbor ~is she ok?
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Capt. AJ to Teresa 1:15 pm

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Of course she's not okay, she has no throat!
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Teresa to me 1:19 pm

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I was hoping that she may have lived
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Capt. AJ to Teresa 1:26 pm

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It's hard to live with no throat, mom. Anyone who tells you otherwise has been playing little jokes on you again.
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Tevis: team alias for Restriction of Hazerdouse Subsyances?
Tevis: Hazerdous
Tevis: pay attention to me
Tevis is away at 8:43:28 PM.


He's a great boss even though he tries his best not to be.

Real fuzzies for the 14th are this kind.

Disabled Brothers 'Forced To Crawl'

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My outlook is working again!

Ugh...  I'm going to try to get through a little of it before I have to leave for work, but there's hundreds of letters there.  It is Quite A Project.

( I know where MY kitty goes to school )

( No wonder I lost my damn keys )