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They make us take online 'diversity courses' at work. The object is supposedly to increase 'global awareness,' ie., keep us from making jew jokes at work. We're required to select a certain amount of these courses, watch a slideshow presentation on the country involved, and then pass a test at the end. To be honest, I think I came out of these courses more racist than I went in.

And it's not hard to imagine why.

from = No_email_address_detected
subject = Training, Certifications and Seminars
problem_type = 16
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NAME =
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B1 = Submit

from = No_email_address_detected
subject = Report a Broken Link
problem_type = 10
issue = Doesn't work! Dang it!
url = /warp/public/cc/pd/witc/ps5279/ps5285/prodlit/cawbd_rg.pdf
CONTACT_ME = YES
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jxxxx@elitetechcomm.com [no subject] 3/30/06 9:41 AM

Please provide my URL number

You got it, captain!

Why do people SAY shit like this:

'your urgent response would be kindly anticipated'

what the fuck
that doesn't mean anything
shut up

you can't just take every business letter closing you've ever seen, put them all in a cracker box, shake them up, and then just randomly pour some out in a freakish mixture

i see at least 20 cases of this every day. if it doesn't stop i am going to start making up insane letter closings myself:

'your languid blue email is cleverly awaiting my kind inbox' good luck figuring out what that means, sucker!

problem_type = 17
issue = how do i log in
url =
CONTACT_ME = YES
NAME =
USERID =
COMPANY =
EMAIL =
PHONE =
B1 = Submit

problem_type = 4
issue = Where the fuck is the godamn Unity Phone System Integration documentation? Looks like you've added some "Most Requested" links at the top of the Main Documentation pages, but YOU'VE KILLED MOST OF YOUR CONTENT!!!! WTF????!????? I need this stuff to do my godamn job configuring your godamn products!!!
url = http://www.c_i_s_c_o.com/en/US/products/sw/voicesw/ps2237/tsd_products_support_series_home.html
CONTACT_ME = YES
NAME = Steve XXXXXX
USERID = sxxxxxx@xxxxxsinc.com
COMPANY = xxxxxx Communications
EMAIL = sxxxxxx@xxxxxsinc.com
PHONE = xxx-250-3667
B1 = Submit

problem_type = 17
issue = I registered for your free IPv6 Webinar you offered to Lockheed Martin. Your system won't take the password that was assigned to me. Since this is a 4 part series and the class has already started, thanks for nothing.
url =
CONTACT_ME = NO
NAME = Steve xxxxx
USERID = steve.xxxxxx@xxxx.com
COMPANY = xxxxxxxxxxxxx
EMAIL = same as above
PHONE =
B1 = Submit

> -----Original Message-----
> From: "chirag" <xxxxxxxxx@xxx.ramco-group.com>
> Sent: Mar 23, 2006 3:17:45 AM EST
> To: <cco-team@xxxxx.com>
>
> hi how are you
> i am fine
> i send my user id chirag xxxxx
> my sp no 309xxxx
> my email address is chiragxxxxx@yahoo.com
> give me replay
> by
> from

problem_type = 4
issue = On the page that comes up if your password is more than 6 months old, the statement says something like "For your continuing safety and security, would you like to change your password?"

Hmmmmmm ... for my continuing SAFETY??? Exactly how will my safety be endangered if I don't change my password? Are you going to come break my kneecaps because I didn't change my password? I fail to see how my cisxx.com password has anything in the world to do with my personal safety.
url =
CONTACT_ME = NO
NAME =
USERID =
COMPANY =
EMAIL =
PHONE =
B1 = Submit

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Joke's on you; Cisxx knows where everyone is. I expect that come this time next week you will be sorely wishing you had changed your password, friend.

"I have a Cisco Systems, Wireless-G Broadband Router, which I use with my laptop. We had storms this last week and I disconnected everything. Since then, I have not been able to get internet service on my laptop. It says I need a key. My son-in-law installed this and he is my computer expert, but he is out of town. I live in the country, so no one is likely to try to use my internet service, so if I can I would like to disable this function. I don't know alot about this (as you can probably tell) and I really need some help. My son-in-law's name is Darin __________ and he is really great."

I chuckled.

Tevis: team alias for Restriction of Hazerdouse Subsyances?
Tevis: Hazerdous
Tevis: pay attention to me
Tevis is away at 8:43:28 PM.


He's a great boss even though he tries his best not to be.